There is nothing more satisfying than starting and finishing a project at the last possible minute. Except like being a responsible person but fuck that.

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

iskariotrising:

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

lewshifer:

rinsleed:

Damn. Went from can i fuck you to can you fuck me

GOD JUST LOVE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(Source: sizvideos)

Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that growth is happening…Those long periods when something inside ourselves seems to be waiting, holding its breath, unsure about what the next step should be, eventually become the periods we wait for, for it is in those periods that we realize that we are being prepared for the next phase of our life and that, in all probability, a new level of the personality is about to be revealed.

Alice Walker (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: kameelahwrites)

thegiverofsmiles:

I think what a lot of able bodied people forget, is that chronic means forever/persisting/all of the time.

Especially for people with chronic pain. That pain is constant. It may vary in severity, but it is always there.

We live with it, so it rarely shows on our faces. That doesn’t mean we are fine, just because we look fine in that moment.

Chronic pain is just that, chronic.

Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?

We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)

Anonymous asked
why do you speak russian if you're "not a homophobe"?

sparklehime:

every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away